The Trans-Mongolian. (and the great wall)

A picture can speak a thousand words. I'd be happy with just a few, but here's 20,166 for you. The Trans-Mongolian;  Beijing, Ulan Batar, Irkutsk, Moscow.

 Forbidden cities bare little fruit. 

 Eats; points and shoots.  

 cans and yanks. 

 Told you White Men Can Jump. 

 'Yellow, brown, green.' 'No, green, yellow, brown.' 'Just google it.' 

 Visionary. 

Beardy Buzz Lightyear.

 'BOGIES!' 

 'Everything the light touches is mine.'

 Who gave me this? It clearly says year of the Goat. 

 Impoverished Welshman can't afford a full body wax.

 Caught myself a lamb, and a travel story. 

 Are the 3 'Manly Games' under threat? 

 'Too pussy to wear the speedos as well?' 

 Farm Yard Fodder. 

 Top right for the truth. Yep it was 25°C this morning

 It just came out of nowhere. 

 It doesn't count if you don't put your head under. Your rules not mine. 

 Missionary for a Swede.

 See the cross above the moon..? Yeah, you know what that means...